Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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