He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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