Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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