thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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