I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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