I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
