love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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