why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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