This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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