This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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