Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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