what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
