i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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