butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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