Are we in a gay sports bar?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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