If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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