Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How's work?
Spinning.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He better not be in your backpack
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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