he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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