but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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