Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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