Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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