My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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