So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize