I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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