Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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