IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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