That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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