I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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