Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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