if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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