so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
