I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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