okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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