no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
