why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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