I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im six kinds of drunk right now
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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