Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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