is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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