I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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