seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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