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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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