their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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