What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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