Non-Jews are for practice
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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