If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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