I could have mohawked her pubes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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