Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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