I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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