I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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