Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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