ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize