She announced her abortion via fbk
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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