The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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