I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
