I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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